| Conservative Party of Canada | National Socialism |
Leader: | Stephen Harper | Adolf Hitler |
Symbol: | Big C | Big Swastika |
Party History: | Support of Big Oil | Support of Industry |
Support of the Military | Support of the Military |
Hates Immigrants | Hates Immigrants |
Very Few Non-Christians | Hates Non-Christians |
Suspended Parliament Twice to avoid a vote of non-confidence | Suspended Parliament Once to avoid a vote of non-confidence |
Hates Gays and Lesbians | Hates Gays and Lesbians |
Spends like a drunken Liberal | Spends like a drunken Liberal |
Huge Budget Deficits | Huge Budget Deficits |
Censors Films using Bill C-10 | Censors films through Joseph Goebbels |
Cuts funding to Planned Parenthood overseas | Cuts all foreign funding |
Outsourced torture in Afghanistan | Used torture all over Europe |
Very worried about appearance in the media | Very worried about appearance in the media |
Ignores democracy | Ignores democracy |
Leader has inflated opinion of himself | Leader has inflated opinion of himself |
Bashed Barack Obama during the 2008 election | Bashed black people during 1936 Summer Olympics |
Cut funding to the arts | Cut funding to the arts |
Very Secretive about Party Goals | Very Secretive about Party Goals |
Wants to suspend the Canadian Senate | Suspended the German Senate |
Wants to get rid of the Governor General | Got rid of the Chancellor |
Thinks Smaller Government is Better | Thinks a VERY Small Government is Better |
Corruption Galore, ie. Rahim Jaffer looting state funds | Corruption Galore, ie. Hermann Göring looting state funds |
And the list goes on and on... the longer they stay in power the more the Conservative Party resembles National Socialism. |